They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Modern day punk would be getting married with a respectable person and having childrene and practice religion 49 Mekkel_Posting, So I wake up a little while ago, and see Joe Biden has CHANGED the rules for Mortgage Rates? In other wordsthey hurt. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. Why on earth did they keep the monkey? I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! This is too frustrating. No? School is taking its toll. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. Wasn't that semi-entertaining? These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. Hey, by the way. Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. HOW, I ask you!? I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. And more than slightly embarassed. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. Good for it. Sometimes, it is lazy. Why am I writing? That meant only one corse of action for them. *pauses* Oh. Yes. In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. Bubble Soundboard - Instant Sound Buttons | Myinstants Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. Is it possible to make less sense? I think. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? We got there, we ate. Wow. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. Any way, that's it for now. With our patented "spray". And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. ME: Yep. Funny Memes. It sucks. Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. rp Pixel Art Gallery Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. WowI really must be bored. What has the world come to? Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. Discover short videos related to boy shut your bubblegum on TikTok. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! I rule the Internet! Okay. Oh. Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. isnt paying attention. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. I made a virtual pet for it. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Wasn't it super? Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. Which is what I do best. Maybe. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. But that is false! Today we had a "family outing." Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! I can work with mistrust. Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. So it doesn't matter. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. You CANNOT DENY it! The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. I am back. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. Why can't I have more readers?! Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. Today, I met her arch-enemy. The best way to be brief is to quit now. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. Grape Pie. Obviously, you know this. i felt sorry for my dad. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! It's okay. No? AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. I'm back. A good one. I'm back again. I'm back. To Cheese Nips. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. SoundCloud may request cookies to be set on your device. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. It doesn't matter. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Autor de l'entrada Per ; Data de l'entrada superstore clinic phone number; pinewood forest apartments greensboro, . Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. | 0.50 KB, C++ | thats iti so tiredbye-bye. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. Oooooo! Does the commercial take that into account? And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. 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Waithowhow can I BE logic? I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. And mildly weirded-out. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. Come on all you non-existing people! Scratch number seven. But, whatever. You feel very, very honored. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. MOstly donut cake. That's right, a sword! I'm leavingnow I'm back! Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. Just like everyone else in my family. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. I'm just rambling. My dad. Cookie Notice It's a time honored tradition. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. Now I'm back. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. while others are thinking "Who's John F. One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. i'll copy and paste this to my site. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. What an eccentric idea! GRAVITY IS EVIL! Why can't I? Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. EryeahI'm back. "Purified" water. Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. Maybe you're lost. *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. and eat dinner. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. about my site, and called me weird. Hi, I'm back. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Although I can't see why you care, because there is a large probability that you do not exist, because I don't think anyone is reading this anymore. Right now. Okay. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! It is doable im a week. It was sad. I'm gonna quit for now. Now, wasn't that entertainment. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. Far away. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." You haven't been paying attention have you? It's really stressfull. *let the panic begin! Get the free Lil' Ball for your traveling needs! Her first guess was enslaved africans. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! Seeya! Keep pressing it. I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. This has been a public service announcment. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? It's not fair, ya know? But wait! Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. I'm back. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. They're basically begging on the street. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! Where is the logic in this? Guess what? GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. * IT'S NOT FAIR! And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Anyway, seeya! He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. HOLY WAX! For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. Guess what I wanna do. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! YeahI knowpathetic. How is this legal? She HATES and FEARS it. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. Typical. (Next exciting commercial! I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. 13 min ago HA-HA! 52 min ago from graduation. It took him to my quiz page. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? Oh, guess what? I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. And why do I even care? When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. yeah. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Too Bad! So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. I love-d you moose! If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. I bet it does. WHAT!? Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! Ha! Because that would be impossible. Reddit Copypastas - Skin Tone Chicken Bone | Genius You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. It's just weird. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. I need to find a topic. 5000 hits! When you eat so much pineapple in a day. Which is bad. It's a word. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics - xarxacatala.cat I'm leavin', for now. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. CAT CHOW!!! 1 hour ago Shame on you! Plus, I am horrible at spelling. Boy, shut yo bubblegum dum dum - YouTube I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Maybe you'll break free. aSk anybody. I must really be desperate for something to do. How do you stop them? It was fairly fun. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. And do I ever have a topic today! Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. I'm back. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? "a pokemon game. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. She didn't think it was weird, either. Types Of Mental Illness . You must be pretty bored, too. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. Just like all those reports people have to do. He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. I'm backand it's several hours later. The answer is still infinity. Does it serve an obvious purpose? Either way, he got assasinated. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. Definitly. Jul 2. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. It says that in black ander lime green! You know you want to! Spooky, huh? What cruel fate is this? Okay. Space is notorious for not having air. Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. I'm so very, very tired. That's right, I wanna sleep. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. Shut Yo Bubble Gum Dum Dum-Vine - SoundCloud (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. Answer me, you blobby looking freak! School has been on for four days now. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. GRRR!! Out loud. Yes, I am. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. To prevent this, I did nothing. 453 points 8 comments. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. Whoever did this we need to take them and millions of others alike in and give them money and homes, Being punk is being a non conformist. Okay. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". I'm back! I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? I have no problem with Lit. I'm like the little engine that could. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. I even impress myself. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" End of story. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! Yeaha topic would be good. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) Are you ready? Nor can I find it on any search engines. As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. Shut yo lean mean string bean - Copypasta It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. Did I resume asking retorical questions? The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. I hate Math. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. Fighting in the American Civil War? Are you happy? I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Maybe they're here right now! It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. That sounds good, too. (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" And so the week went by. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Spooky how accurate they areanyway, I command you to go! One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. I'm back. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome Now, wasn't that a fun list!? That just sounds nifty! Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? And insanity. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. I thought it was sadand normal. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. America? Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject.
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