I cant believe it. . So, O.K., like the Haitians need to come to America but some people are all, What about the sprain on our resources? And its like, when I had this garden party for my fathers birthday and its all catered, you know, I said R.S.V.P. because its a sit down dinner. Or maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? She closed the curtains after that. Its too late to go home and change. Im referring to myself when I say Megan, its me Megan. Make sure you have everything. Im gonna give you the short version of an incredibly complicated and f up situation, so please be cool. It disgusts me. Or wasted? I love you madly. Gonna really make an effort. Way under list price, payments deducted from my check. The right one. Our time together But I think that were very different people. Proud of what hes achieved. You know what I did? But I just-I just wish women would say what they mean. But thats not the worst bit, Stephen. Glittering stage numbers showcase a commanding Barbra Streisand as Dolly Levy, a New York matchmaker who can find a mate for anyone. Father I wanted to be. That can entame my spirits to your worship. My entire life! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Hello, Dolly! copyright 2003-2023 Study.com. And he cant take that off at night. Throw yourself off the roof! Only Hello, Dolly! (Holding a can of vegetables.) I expect. Tricky though. I know every girl at school except Monica is in love with him. boarding school! But- I guess I do care what my peers think about me. Juno: I might pumice my feet. 1969 Stars: Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, Marianne McAndrew Genre: Comedy, Musical, Romance Rating: G Runtime: 146 minutes They just don't make musicals like this any more. Its like hes confused about how attractive I am he cant quite believe it. Quotes." The fact is, you hardly know me! Irene Molloy: Do get done with that, Minnie. 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She seems to shed real tears in Dolly's monologues to her late husband Ephraim . New York, NY, SM for Poor Yella Rednecks He lightly pats his belly, like hes a little bear. I used to walk ahead of her in the mall or, you know, not tell her stuff at school so there wouldnt be, whatever. Not that Id like to sleep in a box, mind you, not without any air youd wake up dead, for a start and then where would you be? Im not mad. I mean, I couldnt have a lesbian there. Does that make any sense? Break a finger, maybe. Are you mad? Whenever, wherever I saw them, Id say, Stop ! Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him. Hello, Dolly! I had it on the day I met your father. I know how to open champagne with a sword. He reached under his bunk and he showed her a little chip of wood. In fact, we have to trust the playwright or screenwriter and just fully commit to the situation. Look, I just need to set the record straight and what better way to broadcast my thoughts then here, on the internet. Which you might learn if you ever actually left your goddamn hermetically sealed submarine here with all the windows closed and no natural light BECAUSE NATURAL LIGHT ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU! lovely! And its not like me. Hello Dolly- Monologue 1 Term 1 / 11 1st line Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 11 Oh dear, oh my, will you look at that, ten o'clock and the shop's not opened yet Click the card to flip Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by Terms in this set (11) 1st line Oh dear, oh my, will you look at that, ten o'clock and the shop's not opened yet Thats about as bad as it can get! Im just a kid at the time, but I can remember thinking that. By the time I reached Year Eight I had fifteen pairs of jeans. Hello Dolly Monologue Flashcards Learn Test Match Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by Gabriella_Hay Terms in this set (7) Its so easy to get wrapped up in the hustle and bustle of our lives or be looking forward to the next something coming up around the corner Jerry Herman's energetic Hello, Dolly! He was a political prisoner in Argentina. And I didnt wanna, like, marry you? I says. There was fucking everybody: everyones hopes were up there in those two towers.Its a war, Talbot It is a war. Oh, it was fine. Like foggy south puffing with wind and rain? To get young players with experience I literally interviewed 1,000-2,000 people." BARBRA ARCHIVES 'HELLO, DOLLY!' PAGES: OVERVIEW (FIRST PAGE) Im trying to get something started, and she up and turns on the light and starts to cry and says weve got to talk. Oh my! Eaten. The Fact Checker: You say youre sorry? Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Don't worry about the lack of a solid story or Gene Kelly's pedestrian direction. No, maybe I do know. Both sides As if he were a child And I dont get a Thank You.. On the other, I think shes the only person on Earth who can make me happy. It was the fault of the psychiatrist. James: library of free monologues. I cannot protect you. She was such a dick. You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her, If you say vampire I'll scream! Hes not moving. Listen to Jerry Herman's score, and dance around the living room when a sequined Streisand arrives in a club as Louis Armstrong strikes up the title tune for her benefit. This was not easy going up and down the halls with. I told her boyfriend. Hunted. 355 lessons. Monologue: You must have a memorized persuasive or lamenting monologue that must run at least 1 minute, but not over 2 minutes. Im going to admit something I never thought Id admit to anyone ever. Like, one of my favourites is that the bus breaks down one day in this remote place and there we are stranded together. But the problem is.despite every fact I can muster, theres something that still doesnt check out. So Adam has to beg me to go out with him. He would hate me for telling you but hed lost control of his bowels. But then one of the other doctors popped in, called him Nigel, mentioned something about badminton so I thought: probably not. What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass. I try to imagine how hed notice me and fall hopelessly in love with me and all that. What wicked and dissembling glass of mine I have a man, I love my man and I do my best to be polite but the irritation and the cheesy lines are getting to be too much. I know all that. Why were you talking to Janis Ian? In a couple of minutes the whole bloody house was alight and within half an hour there was no bloody front door to knock on. Come out of there!. And the phlegm just slid away. (moves to Fale, jabs him with a finger) You think I told her about the Army of the 12 Monkeys? I didnt tell her parents the truth. Yknow, about authentic love. I hear how I am censured: they say I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her. Im sorry I said anything to Dennis. Enrolling in a course lets you earn progress by passing quizzes and exams. Im not passionate. Ive been trying to rationalize them away, pressure from the wedding, the intimacy of working together, but I cant. (defensive) There were circumstances. I made the young men help me gather the jonquils ! No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it: You want to know what Dad is like, right? Hes wearing this perplexed expression and hes saying you want me to leap tall buildings and be sensitive and supportive?! I think youre ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didnt have a very good time in high school. AND THEN OF COURSE I STARTED GOING FUCKING STIR-FUCKING-CRAZY THINKING OF ALL THE THINGS I COULD HAVE SAID. Irene Molloy: What's this? Cos I mean, if I thought the rest of my life would be spent as a mindless cog in a machine, I swear Id just get a tattoo across my face that says: Really man? Just need to figure out a way of growing up without becoming a boring adult. Do you think I went home crying to my mommy, Oh, I dont have any friends. I did not. If elected I promise that I will pray more often. I know its a lot to swallow, but you gotta take it on face value, because theres a timer attached to this thing and its counting down. So I thought about it and realised that I had to treat it like a boxing match, get the first punch in, so to speak, to give me the upper hand in our relationship. HELLO, DOLLY! But I feel it coming up now, more and more, and I just think- No, thats bullshit, actually, the whole work thing. Im even gonna get a compact disc player. Im okay! Everyone looks at what theyve got and wants itThey just want the stuff, thats right, isnt it? Im crazy. I feel like its a lifeline. To have held him in my arms before he went. Henry: Hello, Dolly! I empty the tube of jelly into the toilet, take my tube of muscle liniment, hold the two tubes nozzle to nozzle, and fill up the jelly tube with Tiger Balm. The latest revival of the beloved musical 'Hello, Dolly!,' which stormed Broadway with Bette Midler in 2017, . 'Hello, Dolly!' Where: Hollywood Pantages Theatre, 6233 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles When: 8 p.m. Tuesdays-Friday, 2 and 8 p.m. Saturdays, 1 and 6:30 p.m. Sundays; ends Feb. 17 Tickets: $35 and. I went and stood in a card shop for a bit to sort my head out. I thought that was the deal. Prom is short for Promenade, a slow, gentle walk through a shady glen, and this beloved ceremony symbolizes our journey from the shadows of adolescence to the bright sunshine of the adult world with all its freedoms. The New York Daily News wrote: 'I wouldn't say that Jerry Herman's score is memorable.' Meredith: As by my faith, I see no more in you Horace: Eighty percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in danger of contamination. So that ruined the mood. Pat. 1 May 2023. But if farts were flattery, honey he would be Shakespeare. My friend Boomers hooking me up a job at the Mercedes dealership on Jericho Turnpike. Oh Hello! Its not you. I need you to remember about the picture, and about how I stop by your office every Friday, and how Ive always hated all your boyfriends, and how the two girls Ive ever seriously dated have looked like less attractive versions of you. Max: Hello. Well guess what society? Im taking care of it. Irene, my dear, congratulations. Then I realised that the smell was coming from the lounge room. There was a buzz around the caf all of a sudden. Well, I didnt mean that in any kind of lascivious way, so I dont know why you want to take it like that. Maybe one night Im at a party, a bar, whatever, and I met a girl, and right off we know its a mutual attraction situation, and we have a little chat and a drink maybe, and next thing you know were in a cab, and theres a physical thing thats happening, and were chewing each others faces and trying to decide where to go, you know, your place or mine, only hold the phone here, there is no decision to be made, because youve got a key to my place, and I dont know if youve dropped by or what, and I dont want to chance putting either you or me in that awkward situation, so its off to her place somewhere in the East Eighties where Ive got to climb over her two roommates and three cats to do it on a foam mattress on the floor real, real quiet like because Sally my roommate has a commercial callback at nine- thirty in the morning and this whole time Im having some resentment towards you because your having a key meant that it had to be the cats and the floor and Sally the roommate asleep or nothing. I lost 75 pounds. Based on Thornton Wilder's play The Matchmaker, Hello, Dolly! Boos death hit the papers. To catch a beau I suppose. Sue was kind of prude. Some are laugh out loud, but others are more subtle. Its weird to say this, because in many ways Im already in so deep. I mean, I know its not nice to have a bit of your stomach lining poking out, I get it, I do, but really how much more is there to say? Gathered. Just give me five minutes of your time, Mr. Hackl, and I'll have you dancing in the streets. Im in a great mood. Dear old Mom and Dad. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I know we just met like 3 minutes ago but youre probably looking for someone to get serious with, someone with potential someone who will take you out to eat a few times, see a movie, fool around a little bit, next thing you know were getting a dog and youre moving in. It is, however, a peculiar type of script and does not have the single most important aspect of acting which is listening/reacting. My mum was always saying bring Corey with you on the weekend and shed go all flushed and wear low-cut tops in the kitchen. WHY WASNT I GOOD ENOUGH TO WANT TO IMPREGNATE? How to approach a comedy monologue: Brandon: All other trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owners. StageMilk Team is made up of professional actors and writers from around the world. Possess your soul in patience you will see! There are only a few things in life that are guaranteed to be glorious and memorable and sparkling with gowns and cummerbunds. But they wrote the most incredible, passionate letters every day, and they really made those two hours count. And I hardly know you! Look, mate, I dont know whats happening I just arrived, right? So, hey, Lise you wanna go see Judas Priest at Nassau Coliseum? Warren: STANDS4 LLC, 2023. We'll start with Lesson 7, the Waltz Kick Turn. Picture this: Ive been through all the sitting, the waiting, spent three pounds thirty-nine on a mediocre sandwich, been wired up to a monitor, jogged, et cetera, Ive been jiggled about, prodded, pressed with some very chilly instruments, got released, finally, back into the world, with my clogged-up arteries and uncertain future, Im in the lift going down, who should I bump into? Take a look at our But that other stuff I gotta tell you up front Im just not ready, Alison. And it may be the only chance Ill ever have to dance with a boy. (Feverishly) This is the dress in which I led the cotillion, won the cakewalk twice at Sunset Hill, wore one spring to the Governors ball in Jackson ! Even if we have to go with our cousin, or our gay best friend from tap class, we will have a Prom. Dotty: They say the lady is fair tis a truth, I can bear them witness. And I look up and theres Chuck. He tells me theres a one in four chance Im not fertile, that I cant be a father, like. She took a giant shit on my face. And then I worry about whether he can tell my hearts going crazy, and I have to act really cool. So here it is, Part 1: The Shudder-Inducing-and-Cliched-However-Totally-False-Account-of-How-I-Lost-My-Virginity-To-A-Guy-At-A-Community-College. : " I Shall Go Mad! I embellished a little. Having a really great comedy piece will make you stand out and allow you to show off your range as an actor. Youre jokin? I says. Five of them, running around the backyard like mobile bonfires. Back to square one. Seriously. Not about the swearing, the things I called her, nothing. Im with you now, but Im thinking about him, and thats not fair to either of us. In the performance, there are 3 important monologues: Cornelius's 'wonderful things', Dolly's 'Ephram', and Hector's 'foolishness' monologues. Straight down. If you marry me, your parents will be ecstatic, and you will have lost a lifelong battle of defiance against them. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Cornelius Hackl: We're gonna close the store. Im just, I feel that we should maybe stop before we get too far. The other three are Stephanie Block, the baker's wife, Tony Award winner for "The Cher Show;" Gavin Creel, Cinderella's prince/wolf, Tony winner for "Hello, Dolly;" and Sebastian Arcellus, the . 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This can be no trick. You want to come inside, have some chicken fingers awesome. Heather: I liked this girl. Thats why I dont think of it, Because youd be helpless, wouldnt you? But it turns out bikes can go fast and flip you into the road. Copyright 1964 by Jerry Herman: Quotes.net. And she says physical attraction is part of whats between them, and its her body. So I put the dog outside but the smell didnt go away. One of the peculiar things about Hello, Dolly! Must you be therefore proud and pitiless? And for your information, I adore your father. You hate the sound of children playing and you hate all of your living relatives and you hate people who wear sunglasses, even during the day, and you hate going to dinner which you know I love! And figure the reason they cant get the stuff, is because the Americans are stopping them. But you know what? And who can hold their own in an interesting discussion. (totally in control) Monday morning, youre history. Well, all power to George W I dont want the fucking pricks to win, either. Maybe you feel for me the way you feel for a good friend, or if the world f hates me a brother. Afternoons, long, long rides! I told you Im brilliant. On "Hello, Dolly!", the narrator/singer is actually addressing a fictional character by the full name of Dolly Gallagher Levi. Were twins, arent we? Look, I gotta say I wasnt like this at boarding school, I didnt like getting smashed on rocket fuel and talking about vaginas, honestly I had no interest in Alcohol at all. is boisterous and charming from start to finish. No more drinking, no more getting worked up, no more smoking, apparently Im ignoring that, obviously but. I get a car right away. 1. Louis Armstrong's recording was a huge, critically important piece. Picnics. No, no, I am as ugly as a bear; Guess the news of the engagement came as a bit of a shock, huh? or asleep? Maybe Ill never have someone get down on a knee and offer me a diamond ring. Who might be your mother, I have some flat shoes in my bag and anyway, hes fat. He discovers that I was this really fascinating woman all along. Nick: No waist or hips. Can I join you? O.K.? I just thought you were the most wonderful man that ever lived. Ive got angina. Then, everything about me was entered into a computer where they created a model of my mind. They all stare, mesmerized, at the strutting JEFFREY. Sophia: Total bust. She told me she just wanted a bit of fun, and now she turns around and does this! Alison? Youre a very attractive girl. Im a fact checker for Christs sake. After I wait for you! And maybe I can deal with your black soul better when Im older, but right now I cant handle it. Now I know this sounds like Im throwing away everything Ive said so far. Sides: Dolly Monologue, Act I Dolly & Vandergelder, Act I Dolly & Vandergelder, Act II, sc. They say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. I cant just live in this limbo. Then were in the bathroom, and shes putting all her makeup and shit into a bag, and shes telling me that its nothing Ive done, this Eric guy is totally different, they connect on a whole other level. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. Then, using the computer model, they generated every thought I could possibly have in the next, say ten years, which they then filtered through a probability matrix to determine everything I was going to do in that period. If so, my eyes are oftener washd than hers. But none of those times were quite right. Not every painting has to rip your guts out and expose your soul! I tell her I loved Hope Floats. Well, boy, oh, boy, what a racket! Like I didnt know until that moment just how much I wanted to be a father. . All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. You know? Its totally weird, like, taking all your clothes off and having sex with someone you barely know, and then being like Whats up now? You know? Just how big a target do they need, you figure? You seem like a real sweet girl and I, just, I dont want you to get hurt. Determined to marry wealthy Walter Matthau, she lures him out of Yonkers and sets about wooing him. Create your account. And wise, but for loving me. Answer (1 of 2): One of my favorites is from ""Hello Dolly!" The stage production, not the movie. That was the night! A return from Miss Mortimer again? All that being said, Hello, Dolly!, is one of the most famous songs in all of musical theater. The point is Im messed up. JEFFREY abruptly switches from rage to good humor, adopting a supercilious smile and a patronizing tone. Like, totally. and Im supposed to be at a game by seven, Im on JV, and shes just farting around in the candy isle, picking up bags of fun size Snickers and checking out the calories. Oversized jacket. It wasnt her intention, but it wasnt a total accident. Are you honestly and truly taking Katrina to the dance? Wed finished our dinner. And you with all the talk about love .only make them nervous and easier for us to. 11 chapters | I dont do anything to give off any kind of interest whatsoever, I completely look the other way when I see eye contact happening and they STILL come over thinking theyre so suave and its simply repulsive. features such memorable songs as Before the Parade Passes By, It Only Takes a Moment, Put on Your Sunday Clothes, and - of course - the title number, Hello, Dolly! Dolly herself is one of the strongest and richest starring roles for a woman ever written for the musical theatre, and famous Dolly Levis have included Carol Channing, Ethel Merman, Pearl Bailey, Mary Martin, Barbra Streisand, and most recently, Bette Midler and Bernadette Peters. Happier? Was I free? She was a human rights observer sent to interview him. Learn more and register your interest at our online acting course page. But beautiful and my best friend. I recommend reading a bunch of monologues below and then just making a gut choice. Okay So, I love you so much, like to the end of the world and back, butsometimes I love you like I feel sorry for a monkey. IMDB: 7.2 Jealous. And do you know what I do? I was thinking about what I was going to order when I remembered that I hadnt left anything out for Martin. We probably shouldve realized this earlier, but Ive been so happy being near you that I just sorta overlooked it and went on. Do, as a monster fly my presence thus. This Book have some digitalformats such us : kindle, epub, ebook, paperbook, and another formats. 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I thought, I dunno, I thought maybe they were so close together they felt like one, or maybe when one was down there, the other was off doing somethin else like I dunno, I just never thought about it. Therefore no marvel though Demetrius I thought we had a really good time together and I was actually in a fairly Up state of mind for once. This also has meant all the people had to be younger. An Im delighted, like, that I dont have cancer cancer of the missin ball, an Im thinkin Ive a great story for the lads if ever I had the nerve to tell them, but all Im thinkin is, Am I fertile or not? Louis Armstrong's recording of the title song, Hello, Dolly! So what am I doing here, Audrey? I mean, where the hell did that come from? And Im left with Chuck. Horace: Advice is cheap Ms. Molloy. Beatrix: ), Hey you, whatsyername! And the fact of me being here doesnt check out. Totally freaked out, she did. And thats not me. Will you look at this? And all of a sudden I didnt know who I was anymore. Oh shit, maybe not. The musician. is a musical filled with charisma and with heart. If you are reading a monologue below and feel excited to get up and have a play that is your monologue. I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me because I have railed so long against marriage. Marissa puts her clothes on, and she goes back down through the window, back into the party. I mean: not fine fine everythings. Next we have the cast of characters that are the objects of Dolly's matchmaking: Cornelius Hackl, Barnaby Tucker, Irene Molloy, Minnie Fay, Ambrose Kemper, Ermengarde, and Ernestina Money. Ill give you a clue: hes got a fucking hernia. Chris has taught music and has a master's degree in music education. If you really want to know, married life sucks. Yeah, check me out, cos its never gonna happen, Chub Chub. Thats the thing. She is the lead in a musical which shares the same name as the song. No, not just three years! And Im dying to know Mom. I hope youre not suggesting Im marrying your father for his money. It's been long enough, Ephraim! Monika: Set in New York City at the turn of the century, Hello Dolly! Isnt that the most pathetic thing youve ever heard? file Hello Dolly Monologue Minnie Fay Book Free Download PDF at Our eBook Library. SO, I PUT MY HAND IN THERE. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in a box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead which should make a difference shouldnt it? I lost 75 pounds! I mean Im fifteen and worried about every little thing, and Ive got this fucking sumo wrestler in a housecoat trailing behind me. Shes dead now. Its the only crime where you have to be at the scene of it to make it a perfect crime, to give yourself satisfaction. Thats a fact. I wanna introduce you guys to someone. --Rochelle O'Gorman Genre: Comedy, Musical, Romance Stars: Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, Marianne McAndrew Production: 20th Century Fox Won 3 Oscars.
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